salsa

hello. am i feeling sarcastic? not really. am i feeling drunk? quite so, yes. am i having trou le typing? oh yes. am i deleting ever word and retyping it 50 itmes before i get it right? you betcha. im eating salsa bill made for dinner. i just got back from a 3 year class reunion at a local corpu bar. fun? yes. hey kim, whats in the salsa? oh thanks for asking. corn, black b eans, and pico. legit? dug. one of my friend's freind is a professional breakdancer and i offered him 5 dollars to breakdance in the parking lot. he obliged but did not take my money. he told me that he was worth 100 dolla an hour. i didnt think he was worth 5 dolla a 15 second. its times likfe this when im really glad i created a blog with allie bobb. i mean really what better way to commemorate a successful evening.

Oops, I lost it again, again.

So, today I thought I lost my phone for about thirty minutes. And it goes without saying that I was freaking out about it. Literally the first thing I thought was I'm going to have something happen to me, like find out that I've won an award that no one, not even myself knew existed, and oops I would miss their call, or for some twisted turn of fate, what if John Mayer calls and is like "hey. what's up. let's have coffee/children together. sound cool?" Fast forward, I found it in a pocket of the bag I forgot I use daily, and I didn't have a miss call from John. No worries.

Just a thought: What if I didn't have my phone with me at all times? You know "just in case". Wonder what I would be focusing on instead.

i'd hate to be you when people find out who this blog is about

allow me to welcome you to kim stockley and allie bobb's first cooperative project. this blog will pretty much just serve as an insight into our daily lives. according to close friend mallori brookshire, my [kim's] life sucks, and allie bobb is just a bamf, so this could be a pretty interesting 5 minute part of your day. stay tuned for the juicy stuff.